About Me
Hi, my name’s John and this blog will be used to publish my (semi-)humourous rantings, idle musings, random ramblings, and stuff wot I wrote, from poems to stories to articles to humour.

A fluffy kitten
(I sort of lied about the fluffy kittens but so you won’t be entirely disappointed, here’s a photo I got from Microsoft’s Office website.)
Finally, I call myself a “failed webmaster” because so far none of the websites I’ve made has generated any income although most, like my Bentilean community magazine Archive, weren’t aiming to. However, when you keep reading about websites being sold for millions, that also never earned anyone a bean, it’s hard not to think that you must be doing something wrong.
And as for the “lazy writer” bit. Well, it’s rare I ever write anything nowadays and when I start I find I can’t be bothered to fin